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New Yoik, New Yoik

Saturday, December 23rd, 2006

… And where people say “cwa-fee” instead of “coffee”. It’s all true.

We arrived in our lovely hotel in NYC the other day, which compared to some places we’ve been in, is fairly palatial. Jodie is over the moon, as it’s got a bathtub in it! Imagine that, ay, bathtubs.

From New York City

So far in New York, we have wandered around a lot, checked out all the shop windows which are all very impressive with the Christmas stuff, and attempted to go shopping a number of times. This usually results in me getting stressed out (no idea why we decided it would be a good idea to come to the shopping capital of the world at this time of year, there were more people in Macy’s yesterday than the population of China), and Jodie returning with far more shoes than she originally went out with. All of this is related to something known only as ‘Nine West”. I have no idea what that means.

From New York City

We’ve seen quite a few of the sights here already, with a few more to do over the next few days. The weather is behaving itself, with today a balmy 15C and sunny sunshine, which is apparently far warmer than it should be, and a lot warmer than home.

From New York City

Christmas Day is now fully planned out – starting off with Champers for breakfast, a stroll around Central Park, then 4 course Christmas Meal back at the cosy hotel. Sounds great, but won’t be as good as mum’s cooking of course :(

From New York City

Our only concern at the moment is… the end… of the trip! It’s all very scary stuff, so we’ll avoid thinking about it until we absolutely have to. Which will be when we’re heading to the airport on the 26th no doubt. Yikes!

San Diego (Final West Coast Crew)

Monday, December 18th, 2006

We’ve been in San Diego for a few days now. Mainly, it’s been shopping but yesterday we hired out bikes and went exploring. Everything was fine with this, same as back home really, apart from trying to work out whereabouts in the road we were supposed to be cycling.We first went to Balboa Park. After a quick mooch about there, we then headed off see USS Midway, which as JB says, is a “Big Boat”, others would call it an Aircraft Carrier.

From San Diego

I was very pleased. There was a lot of military stuff on there which was not only interesting but also quite dangerous looking. On the flight deck we were able to look at many planes normally seen only in films, such as Top Gun, and Iron Eagle, and Iron Eagle II (Ok, I struggled with remembering the name of other great aircraft films). It was brilliant! Although I think Jodie would have been happier left in one of the shops back in downtown San Diego.

From San Diego

Today we went out for a tour of the San Diego area, by a friend we made during a previous tour in New Zealand, called Amanda, who has lived here for ages. After a great day of driving around and seeing stuff in what is still pretty good, warm, sunny weather we then headed to….

From San Diego

… the Kansas City Barbecue! Which is where they filmed the ‘Sleazy Bar Scene’ in TOP GUN! Back in 1985! Wow, if I didn’t feel old then, I do now. We headed in for an obligatory pint and photo, and said goodbye to Amanda after a great day of her touring expertise, but were unable to leave for a bit as the barman kept refilling our drinks. 5 drinks and a T-Shirt later we made it out. LA tomorrow for a quick tour before heading east to New Yoik!

More photos of our recent exploits can be viewed here.

San Diego

Saturday, December 16th, 2006

We’re now in San Diego which is very chilled out. Seems to be pretty well set up for drinking and eating (enormous food only) and we’re in Gaslamp area which is in the middle of everything. Lots of Jazz Bars and Ice Cream places.

The other thing here that there is a lot of is ’shops’ and they’re all pretty cheap, so JB’s very happy. I’ve done a lot in the Oakley shop round the corner, and JB’s covered about all the other ones.

That’s pretty much everything for now. We’re meeting up with one of our Stray buddies, then leave to go back to LA on Tuesday…. then it’s off to New York! Brilliant.

Crazy Vegas

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006

It’s true to say Las Vegas is totally crackers! We are staying in Egypt well the Luxor, with it’s enormous Sphinx and light beam leading us back home after a night of giant margaritas and getting very lost in one of the many giant hotels.

From Las Vegas

We have seen piano duelling in New York, New York, Lions in MGM Grand, ate Krispey Kreme doughnuts in Excaliber, ate steak mignon in Paris, drank magaritas in Venice, watched the fountain display at the Bellagio, overlooked the Strip from the Stratosphere tower and have just about walked our little socks off!

From Las Vegas

Managed to double our money in the casino but then loose it again, but then $10 is not bad going compared to some of the stories we’ve heard happens out here.

From Las Vegas

San Diego is our destination tomorrow for a few days catching up with a friend who will be our personal tour guide (we hope) and then it’s off to New York for our last week before we finally head home! Getting very Christmassy now I love it.

From Las Vegas

Viva Las Vegas

Monday, December 11th, 2006

We’re now in Vegas, staying at the Luxor (there’s a Hooters hotel down the road but I didn’t know about it, praps next time). First impressions of Vegas are that its a strange silly place. Will do another update soon with more interesting stuff in it and photos, but for now I only have two things to report.

  1. Matty Taylor’s Goal on Saturday was brilliant. Check it out here. Nav used to do that to me in Pro-Evo all the time and there’s not a lot your goaly can do about it, even in real life it turns out.
  2. I’ve finally finished doing the Ian Rush Milk Advert, which was filmed using a real scouser back at our last night in Sydney, while we were both very drunk. It’s quality, and it’s here…

I didn’t know that, I would’ve said “San Fran"

Saturday, December 9th, 2006

We made it out of Fiji, OK, thanks for the concern everyone. For those that don’t know, Fiji has been taken over by the military, which should mean lots of tanks and helicopters zooming around the place, but we didn’t see any. In fact, no difference at all. As you can see from this picture below taken by one of our crack photographers, the Fijians are adjusting to the changes in small steps.

From Fiji

We are in San Francisco. Thursday DID finally end, and with a 19hr time difference from Fiji we’re having a bit of trouble coping, so we’re tired a lot and Jodie is sleeping a lot, apart from when she’s meant to be sleeping, then she’s awake.

From San Francisco

We’ve done all the main stuff…. Visited Fishermans Wharf, went to Alcatraz and seen the Golden Gate Bridge, but mainly and more importantly we’ve done a lot of wandering about and thank the Gods, we’ve got our laundry done! So far we can confirm that everything is a lot bigger out here. Food, big. Cars, big. Sea Lions, yes, big. I guess, I mean we don’t see many other sea lions to be honest. Check out the Hummer below though. Not entirely easy-to-park.

From San Francisco

We fly out tomorrow set for Vegas, which again is all very exciting. Lots of photo’s have been uploaded, so you can see what we looked like in Fiji and San Francisco (much the same as everywhere else, but with different backdrops, and probably a bit more tired than usual).

This last photo is important for some of the people who know us, because if you look carefully in the background, there is a Jonathan looky-likey! How spooky! Can you see him!? Seriously. I saw you Jon, we know you’re out here…

From San Francisco

Diving Drama

Monday, November 20th, 2006

It’s been a busy couple of days. We arrived in Auckland on Saturday, and from there had to research and book a trip up North, so we could dive the ‘Poor Knights Islands’, off Tutukaka. Everything that could go wrong, did, starting off with leaving our shopping on the Stray Bus (Ok George, free rolls for you guys). Then we checked into the YHA that we’d pre-booked, only for the French chap on the desk to look at us blankly, “No, there is nothing on the system”…. long pause… no apology for the messup… no attempt to find us another room. Sigh. In the end we managed to get him to do his job, but it was all annoying. Lots of other stuff went wrong apart from that but I won’t go into it because it all gets very tedious, but its all along the same lines as that.


“No, we don’t a have no rooms!”

So… Got to Whangarei, and got picked up by the owner of the hostel. We stayed at the Little Earth Lodge, which was a great place. Onsite DVD room, kitchen, chickens and cows! Also, free eggs from the chickens (not allowed to eat the chickens) and miniture horses! All miles away from everywhere. Can’t recommend this hostel enough. Rather than packing in backpackers to the roof, they only have a few beds and make an effort to ensure the place is nice. It’s like the opposite end of the hostel scale to Base hostels.


Stock Photo

Yesterday morning we were up pretty early for some Scuba Diving at the Poor Knights Islands, rated by Jaques Cousteau (who would know) as one of the Top 10 diving destinations in the World. First time we’ve dived in these, cold, temperatures. Even with 7mm wetsuits and hoods you can still tell the water is bloody freezing. The first dive of the day was not the best, we followed the guide as well we could in low visibility, and with 6 of us following him we were often bumping into each other, or getting a fin in the face.


Saw some of these.

The second dive was much better – I headed out just with Jodie, and first in the water we had a decent search around without the crowds. Followed along one end, saw a lot of kelp, other vegetation, a few nudibranches, but then as we headed to the opposite wall I spotted a turtle. A massive one! I signalled to Jodie, but couldn’t remember what the turtle signal was and so it ended up like that bit in Team America! As soon as the turtle spotted us he started to leg it / float away, so we followed for a bit, then left him to it. When we got back to the boat, we explained our findings to the other divers. No one else spotted him, and the guide who had worked there for 2 years told us he’d never seen turtles here. So, we were either very jammy… or we saw a radio controlled turtle. I think jammy.


REMEMBER THE SIGNAL!

We’re off to Fiji on Thursday, for a two week holiday. All this travel is getting to us now, so we need a bit of time off :)

Hee hee. Oh, then it’s off to the States for a bit.

Skydiving Footage

Thursday, November 16th, 2006

They film these things with handicam’s on the end of their arms now! Better than having the camera bloke along for the ride. Video evidence can be found here….

Jodie’s Skydive (Moon-face)
Darren’s Skydive (Flappy-face)

Great fun! Isn’t Google Video & Youtube top stuff.

Auckland to Taupo

Wednesday, November 15th, 2006

It’s the 16th November, and since leaving Auckland in the Stray Bus we have already seen and done so much. New Zealand is fantastic!

We headed for the Hahei coast, a beautiful beach and the awesome Cathedral Cave. In the evening we headed off to Hot Water Beach, so called due to geothermal activity which causes the water to heat up. So you dig a hole and sit in a nice warm bath. Bizarre!

From NZ – Hahei

That night our driver Nads (or Go-Nads) cooked us up a fab BBQ introducing us to the Kumara, the Kiwi sweet potato, very yummy. We then headed west to Raglan, for you surfers out there you’ll know this is a wicked place to surf. Darren decided against it due to his only one lesson and thought best not risk the 10ft waves and rocky coastline!!! So we had a go at the Flying Fox instead – in pitch black I might add. A Flying Fox is like a zip wire. Very cool, especially as your only light is from the resident Glow Worms.

From NZ – Raglan

After chilling out there for an extra day, we caught the next bus to come along and headed for Rotorua via the Waitamo Caves. This is where Darren and I ventured on the ‘Tuma Tuma Toobing’. AWESOME! Geared up in wet-suits, helmets and welly boots we trudged across a farmers field getting very odd looks from the sheep and climbed into a teeny tiny hole in the ground. Not sure what lay ahead off us, we gingerly staggered over rocky paths avoiding the million year old stalactites and waded through the icy cold under ground rivers. Our guide decided we should be safer from the legend deep-cave monster by pasting mud all over our faces and sliding down a mud hill, it was like being six years old again it was great fun. The fun didn’t end there, we then were given rubber tubes to lie back on and slip quietly through the caves on the river with no lights to see the thousands of glow worms lighting up the cave ceiling, it was incredible. Very magical.

From NZ – Rotorua

Three hours later we climbed out back into the field to then make our way to Rotorua. Blimey, you know when you reach Rotorua ’cause it stinks of eggs! This is because of the geothermal activity in the area. With bubbly mud pools and geysers (not the dodgy kind) the Maori people still to this day use the geothermal activity to cook, bath and do their laundry. We visited a village that shows just this. We were also shown the Maori traditional dances and songs and the infamous Haka. Great stuff.

From NZ – Rotorua

After Rotorua we then headed to Taupo, where the lake is so big they say it can fit Singapore into it! And guess what? Both Darren and I saw it from 12,000ft above it whilst jumping out of a plane!!!!!! I’ll let that sink in parents……………………………………….

From NZ – Lake Tau…

YEE HAA we dived out of a plane over Lake Taupo at 12,000ft altitude, free-falling for 7000ft of that and then gracefully parachuting down to earth. How very cool, in fact too cool for school. We’ll post the videos of it soon… (On a more important note, check out this video of japanese t-shirt folding which is a new skill we’ve learnt from ‘Rich’ of the Stray West Coast Crew; It’s borderline witchcraft!).

So after coming back down from such a high we are now chilling out in Taupo for a few days before we head back north to Auckland to hook up with a few people and then catch our flights to Fiji. Go get yourselves a coffee now as I know you all need to relax after reading such extreme adventures!

The LOTR Roadtrip

Thursday, November 9th, 2006

After travelling back up the East coast leaving the South behind us (not much to see down there anyway) oh except Speights Brewery, most excellent! Very interesting, especially the guide telling us that Gales Brewery has been bought out by a French company and they have closed it down!!!! Shock horror, we had to go the other side of the world to hear this! We then had to console ourselves with five different types of beers Speights produce and they’re so lazy out here in NZ we had to serve it ourselves… what a pity…

From NZ – Dunedin …

We all then decided Pizza was on the menu for the night so we went in search of Hells Pizza – the best in town. Half an hour later, having walked into an Industrial Estate with the rain lashing our faces and soaking our jeans to our legs we spy the Hells Pizza signboard like a mirage out of the desert. Only to find it to be a TAKE AWAY! Who’s flippin’ idea was it to go for pizza???? As usual us girlies were desperate for a pee and now hungry and very soggy! We ordered our pizzas waited for taxis only to be then deserted and forgotten. 25 mins later with cold pizza in hand we stumble into the hotel order beers and head to bed. What an afternoon!

From NZ – Dunedin …

Once we got back to Christchurch this is where the West Coast Crew went their separate ways. A very sad occasion, but with great memories and some corking photos! We had such a giggle and met some great new friends – it’s ok to be Stray! : )

We are now in Auckland, we do get around a bit ay! We had an offer from one of the lasses on board the bus, Bonnie (aka Badonna) to deliver a car up to Auckland. But it was not going to be just any old road trip, we were to go on a quest, in search of the LOTR locations! Ok for those not geeky enough LOTR = Lord of the Rings!!!

Setting off in Shadowfax our strong and loyal steed (a mitsabushi lancer) we headed North to the ferry to cross to the North Island. On our way we stopped off at a seal colony where baby seals were playing in the pool under a waterfall, it was so cool. Then headed to Picton. Caught the ferry, and found a nice little couch in the Club Class lounge. An hour later, two cups of free tea and biccies we were busted and sent on our way to the commoners bar to spend the rest of the journey eating ham sarnies washed down with a few bottles of Speights. (Darren’s official sponsor)

11.30pm we rock into Windy Wellington and kip for the night to head North in the morning.

From NZ – Road Trip

Our first destination led us to Scorching Bay, to a little cafe called Chocolate Fish Cafe. Noted as a regular to Peter Jackson, Orlando Bloom, Liv Tyler etc for morning brekkie. They did awesome scrambled eggs and bacon.

From NZ – Road Trip

After leaving there at 12 we consider our journey ahead and decide we have left it far too late to go exploring and head straight for Auckland via beautiful hills and scenery. We had a very intense moment when the fuel light glowed and we were in the middle of well, Middle-Earth, it went very quiet for about 50km when a Shell came to our rescue and we refueled. Exciting stuff!

From NZ – Road Trip

We eventually arrived at our hostel at 8.30pm very tired. The plan was to drop Bonnie off at the airport tomorrow and we drop the car off.

That is where we are now, back in Auckland, our fellowship broken up and now sitting in the Internet cafe hiding from the rain. The quest was semi successful, well we got the car back in one piece and we found Auckland.

More adventures from us two soon…